I went swimming with my friends the other day and we swam out to a raft in the middle of the lake. One of the girls had a hard time getting up on the raft and I thought she said she needed some help. I told her, "Come over here Jenny." Everybody turned and looked at me weird as though I was a creeper. That awkward moment when I realized that she wasn't asking for help to get up but she said, "Give me a second, my swimming suit is falling off."
Archive for June 2012
How old are you?
I was on a first date with a guy and he knew my birthday was the next day - so he got me a birthday card, but thought I was a few years younger than I really was... it was awkward. And then we were leaving the restaurant when he walks up to a car to open the door, and it wasn't his car, and I noticed that before he did.
Been Wanting Guy
That awkward moment when you fall in love with your best friend's"been wanting"guy. Even more awkward when that guy is in love with you too.
Submitted by @StayStronger06
Is that all you have?
That awkward moment when you have a bloody nose on the bus and the only thing you can use is a pad.
Submitted by @michaelaa2016
Skipping Class
That awkward moment when I decided to skip my early morning class today and sleep in. Later in the day I went to the bank and the teacher of my class got in line right behind me. There were a lot of people so we ended up standing in line together for 15 minutes.
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